First of These Things

The first would be to say salute. And tres bien indeed (swears deleted until I find whether or not it is a suitable thing to do). Although I am worried slightly by the really crispy thing in my ear I just discovered (and having put off anyone with two braincells dedicated to taste or more) I feel that this could be the start of something with a little merit and maybe even less worth. But nevermind. Lets just get on with it, alright?