There. I shall release it into the wild and call it Brian. Or Shelia. Or something.

Broadside by Brown, apparently...

Yes, thats right musi fans; Ian Brown officially not that pleased with John Squire's singing duties on some old stone roses covers. Thought the singing didn't do them justice. Yes, that's right. Ian brown slates another human being for not quite doing his songs justice in the live singing area of things. Ian, lets just sit back a minute shall we, lad?
You are, to all intents and purposes, a very successful musician. With your near legendary status as the ex-roses frontman you had a godlike following before you even really started. You have released numerous fresh and critically 'poked about at' albums which have pleased many and done other things to similar numbers. You Dj, are a regular live player, delighting the old and young alike with your droning. Keeping out there as a quality celebrity. Even stretches in prison and threatening hand removal action unless scones were produced fills us with amusement and enjoyment. But Ian, lad, Ian.... you sing like a moose. You cannot berate Squire, who to be fair is not the holder of the best voice this side of the pond, for not singing Stone Roses songs live very well. I mean, come on. Seriously man. I've heard you live. I know what you do. Go and have a sit down, and think about what you are saying. Lighten up. Have a scone, it'll do you good.

Working on a world of Bowels.

Yes, its off putting, but I have an overpowering problem of a boxc of bowels looking at me. Or rather, a piece of artworkentitled 'I shouldn't have left the box of veg and sewwt n sour sauce lying around for more than a week'. Its bright orange and it might very well destroy the fabric of society. Or something.
Anyhow, have had a refreshing weekend of extended nature at me mothers up in the ol' home town being fed and carried around, which is rather good, with the wonderful bonus privilidge of my girlfriend also being present. This was enjoyable to say the least, although I have returned home tonight and had a meal of veg and noodles in some sauce. The sauce had been sat inthe fridge for at least a week half used. It may cause massive problems tomorrow, but it may well be dealt with well. I can but speculate until then.
Apart from that, work could be fun or hooooribble this coming week. Cause I had monday off. Rigour people are in. This could be very bad news. On edge. Trying to ignore it. Will try to do some comic ing tonight. Must ignore XBOX magnetic pull.Under and out.