
Gripped by a frenzy of impulse buying at the hardware store, along with one of those little wire wool bundles of joy which prevents kettle filthing up, I noticed these colourful looking bars nestling next to the Brasso. Knowing we were in need of more hand soap, I willfully bagged them up. And at 4 for 3, bargainalicious. I can confirm they clean your hands a treat, and don't leave any sort of cracking or bruising but the smell is something else entirely.
Claiming to be flavoured with 'Coal Tar' which is, as others would rightly posit, a rather dubious boast. But the smell from these bars, which I can only describe as cross between a burning chimmney and a vets waiting room. It is awesome. And it has well and truly stunk up under the stairs where reserve bars are stored, and the bathroom where a single bar lies in state.
If you see this stuff out there people, I don't think i can recommend it enough. Its an entirely fresh olfactory experience. Even if you hate it, you can at least say you tried. Now get out there.